Jesus is watching You

Late one night, a burgler broke into a house. As he tiptoed through the living room, he heard a voice say: Jesus is watching you!'

Nothing happened, so the burgler crept forward again. 'Jesus is watching you' - said the voice.

The burgler stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around. In a dark corner he spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it.

'Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?' he asked.

'Yes' said the parrot.

The burgler breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, 'What's your name?'

'Clarence' answered the bird. 'That's a dumb name for a parrot,' sneered the burgler. 'What idiot named you Clarence?'

The parrot's answer: 'The same idiot who named the Bulldog, Jesus.'

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